My New Co-Workers Already Know Me So WELL!

The guy who sits next to me just sent me this IM (transcribed below because my computer is insane and won't let me paste anything ever!):

Co-worker: Daphne
Look no further
I found your boyfriend
You can stop crying
Because he's here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/hipsters-behold-your-king

Just for the record, I never cry. At work.